Current Audition Opportunities

The Kitchen Witches

By Caroline Smith

Directed by Kay Valentine

Produced by Neill Kernohan



Isobel Lomax and Dolly Biddle are two “mature” cable-access cooking show hostesses who have hated each other for thirty years, ever since Larry Biddle dated one and married the other. When circumstances put them together on a TV show called The Kitchen Witches, the insults are flung harder than the food! Dolly’s long-suffering TV-producer son, Stephen, tries to keep them on track, but as long as Dolly’s dressing room is one inch closer to the set than Isobel’s, it’s a losing battle, and the show becomes a ratings smash as Dolly and Isobel top both Martha Stewart and Jerry Springer!


Two women age 50+, one man age 30-35, and one man or woman age 18 (non-speaking role).


Auditions are an Open Call and will consist of cold readings from the script.  Headshots and resumes are helpful but not required. Auditions will be held Thursday, August 12, Saturday, August 14,  and Monday, August 16, 2021 from 7 pm – 9 pm. Call-backs will be arranged if necessary. Please email with any questions.


Theatre Aurora

150 Henderson Drive, Aurora, ON


Rehearsals will begin after Labour Day and schedule will be set after casting. Rehearsals will be held 3 times/week and additional dates will be added as needed.


The Production dates are October 28-31 and November 4-6, 2021. Actors must be available for all performance and technical run through dates.

COVID-19 Precautions

Theatre Aurora would ask that all members of the Production Team and Actors be fully vaccinated against COVID-19.


Neill Kernohan, Producer,